The Pacifier
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Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.
Comedy
Family
Action
6.1
3220 reviewsRuntime: 95 min.
Budget: $56,000,000
Revenue: $198,636,868
Release Date: 2005-03-04
Director(s): Adam Shankman
Production: Walt Disney Pictures, Spyglass Entertainment
Languages: English
IMDB: tt0395699
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signsoflife★ 6/101/8/2026
Crux of the matter is adults can't relate to children and children can't relate to adults, is there a middle ground? Which also poses the question, are children watching this? Are the parents? It's entertaining, sure, but nobody would go out of their way to rewatch this—except me, I guess, for Brittany Snow. The eventual dynamics do endear you, but are otherwise framed and driven by dumbed down army glazing propaganda, that would go over the predicted audience's heads anyway.